my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I would fuck him just for his dog
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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