he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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