no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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