Don't you send me to vm
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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