I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
