? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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