I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The dick lei will go down in squad history
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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