Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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