i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just tell him i said nine months
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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