But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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