Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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