Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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