Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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