so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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