Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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