I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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