THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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