I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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