I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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