A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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