No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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