Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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