I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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