I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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