You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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