question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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