OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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