They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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