we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it glows. i had to have it.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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