Actions speak louder than pants.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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