all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
