I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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