I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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