awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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