she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
how does that bad decision feel?
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