i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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