1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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