i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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