I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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