I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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