Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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