Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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