i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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