haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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