he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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