You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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