That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
