Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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