Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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