What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Pants are for mortals
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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