I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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