I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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