I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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