idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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