So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
is that a dick in a sweater?
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