There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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